"I say go for it. All her clothes look the same anyway—she won't notice the if yet another heather gray t-shirt™ goes missing."

Has she mentioned she thinks Toby wears boring clothes? (Of course Toby thinks May dresses like a colorblind toddler, so they're even.)

"Even something nicer than Toby's usual could be useful, though. The Queen always makes her wear a dress to court, and she not so secretly wants Toby dead."